A Good Yarn
There once was an old Jewish man who lived in New York. His business was distributing soft goods. Unfortunately, his next door neighbor was a red-nec…
FUNNY JOKES
A Woman Takes A Lover Home During The Day
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroo…
Lady Loses Her Handbag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she comm…
Couple That Had Been Married For 20 Years
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they ma_de love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, aft…
Join Her Husband
She decided she would just end her life herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl&…
The Husband And His Young Wife
The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty housemaid a…
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says “if your heart is as …
A Man Was Seen Fleeing Down
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, …
She Found Her Daughter Without Clothes
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughte…
A New Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthu…
An American, Brit, And An Aussie Are About To Get Executed In Russia
An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia. The executioner approaches the American prisoner and says, “How would you like…
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man …
Bubba The Old Redneck From Georgia Decides To Travel
Bubba the old Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God’s country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place …